Welcome merry men, and prepare to visit yourselves upon the fortified town of Nottingham in September next, whereupon the finest National Sporting Weekend of Round Tables will be held!
The peasants and genteel folk of Area 14 (but mostly peasants) who work the many fair pastures hereabouts have promised to lock up their daughters for the weekend (but only the ugly ones), and offer you a warm East Midlands welcome with outstanding hospitality.
The City of Nottingham reputedly boasts the best nightlife outside London, the easiest access of any major UK town and wenches that outnumber farmhands at a ratio of two to one!
The Sheriff of NSW Nottingham, Sir Willus de Ingleby and his merry men have secured the very finest facilities for accommodating your needs for sleeping, eating, drinking, dancing, laughing and basket weaving...and of course when it comes to the very serious business of sport, we are equipped with the finest venue in Middle England.
Ye beautiful Olde University of Nottingham and (not so very olde) East Midlands Conference Centre combine to provide top class sporting facilities with commercial grade entertainment, partying and rabble rousing all on one single campus, and everything within a stagger of everything else (yes, for the first time ever ALL Saturday sports and entertainment will take place on the campus - fantastic!).
We're confident that we can deliver the most exciting, enjoyable, entertaining and cost competitive NSW in the history of the event, so please come and enjoy it with us. We're men that you can trust (but we do wear tights though).
For more information about the National Sporting Weekend please visit the website - www.nsw2008.org.uk